Im literally at in-n-out right now
jaylarkson asked:
Mating season Yas
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My cat is so freaking weird
She is very strange.
Where she likes to sleep/sit/chill:
My sister’s bed
My closet
My parent’s closet
Under the piano
This one specific spot in the front room, no matter what is there
Not my bed, which is exactly the same as my sister’s
Maybe under the coffee table; hard to tell; kinda iffy
Food she likes:
Goldfish
Chocolate
Ice Cream
Candy Canes
Andes mints
Peppermint
Cookies in general
Watermelon
Things she does:
Let my sister push her around in a baby stroller she used to have
Eat earwax (?????)
Watch TV
Read
Poop everywhere when she’s upset
Follow me everywhere
Watch anyone on the computer or laptop
Play with insects
Things she doesn’t do that most cats do:
Lay on the computer
Eat the center of bowl and meow like there’s no food when there is clearly food around the edges
Play with any sort of yarn of feather thing
Kill the insects in the house
Run to a randomly selected room for no apparent reason
Wake me up at 5 AM
Go outside (not allowed)
My cat is weird.
hostiplier answered:
Host growled softly before holding Linsey close and nuzzled into her neck and ground against her. He licked and sucked on her neck, not wanting to do anything without her consent but it was getting harder and harder to do that. He purred before his hips suddenly bucked into her, causing Host to blush a bit. He couldn’t stop, he needed her and he needed her now.
Host laughs softly before nuzzling into her head as he made the burgers. He held Lindsey up carefully before walking to the living room. He sat down and kissed Lindsey’s mark again, wanting to show her he loved her. He wanted to make sure she always knew that and hopefully she did.
Lindsey hummed as she ate a burger, kissing his mark to show him the same sentiment. Then she went back to her burger, absolutely famished.
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jaylarkson asked:
Mating season Yas
hostiplier answered:
Host growled softly before holding Linsey close and nuzzled into her neck and ground against her. He licked and sucked on her neck, not wanting to do anything without her consent but it was getting harder and harder to do that. He purred before his hips suddenly bucked into her, causing Host to blush a bit. He couldn’t stop, he needed her and he needed her now.
Host laughs softly before nuzzling into her head as he made the burgers. He held Lindsey up carefully before walking to the living room. He sat down and kissed Lindsey’s mark again, wanting to show her he loved her. He wanted to make sure she always knew that and hopefully she did.
Lindsey hummed as she ate a burger, kissing his mark to show him the same sentiment. Then she went back to her burger, absolutely famished.
Host laughed softly before starting to eat his burger, stopping every so often to give Lindsey a kiss or nuzzle into her mark. “I love you Linds, I can’t imagine being without you or with anyone else,” he said softly as he purred happily.
Lindsey began the second burger, trilling happily at the attention. “I love you too, Hosty,” she replied.
Host smiled as he finished his first burger and started his second, knowing that if he didn’t finish he would give it to Lindsey. If they were going to have pups, they’d need to do this for a while. “I love you so much Linds, I don’t ever want to be without you. I’m glad we’re going to try starting a pack together.”
Lindsey hummed happily at the praise and love, munching on her burger. “I’m happy with you, Hosty.”
jaylarkson asked:
Mating season Yas
hostiplier answered:
Host growled softly before holding Linsey close and nuzzled into her neck and ground against her. He licked and sucked on her neck, not wanting to do anything without her consent but it was getting harder and harder to do that. He purred before his hips suddenly bucked into her, causing Host to blush a bit. He couldn’t stop, he needed her and he needed her now.
Host laughs softly before nuzzling into her head as he made the burgers. He held Lindsey up carefully before walking to the living room. He sat down and kissed Lindsey’s mark again, wanting to show her he loved her. He wanted to make sure she always knew that and hopefully she did.
Lindsey hummed as she ate a burger, kissing his mark to show him the same sentiment. Then she went back to her burger, absolutely famished.
Host laughed softly before starting to eat his burger, stopping every so often to give Lindsey a kiss or nuzzle into her mark. “I love you Linds, I can’t imagine being without you or with anyone else,” he said softly as he purred happily.
Lindsey began the second burger, trilling happily at the attention. “I love you too, Hosty,” she replied.
jaylarkson asked:
"We need to get the bullet out." (But to my muse)
hostiplier answered:
Host carefully hand his hands over the wound and found that it was deep. “This will probably hurt, and Host is sorry about that,” he said as he disinfected the wound and tweezers.
Host sighed sadly as he started cooking them both food. After a while had had finished and served the food. He walked back to the couch and put both plates on the coffee table. He put his hand on Lindsey’s back softly. “Hey, Host made food, you should eat. It may help,” he suggested.
Lindsey flinched at the touch, not realizing at first that it held no malice, then relaxed when she realized it was Host. She sat up, using the Host’s arm to pull herself up, and whimpered at the pain, forcing her stiff joints to move so she could try and eat the food.
GUYS I’M ABOUT TO GO MAKE MACARONI AND CHEESE WITH HOT DOGS AND OH MY GOSH MY CHILDHOOD IS SUDDENLY COMING BACK TO ME AAAGGHGHGHHH MAC & CHEESE AND HOTDOGS IN IT! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAUUUUUUUUSSSSSS
I’m still working on your guys’s requests, but I gotta eat man.
Be back in a bit!
jaylarkson asked:
🍔 but this is gonna be in the omegaverse bc I have an idea
hostiplier answered:
Host turned towards Lindsey and tilted his head at her. “Lindsey what are you doing? What do you have,” he asks noticing there was a different scent on her.
Lindsey grinned at the food in her hand. “I got McDonald’s! Sorry I woke you up though,” she apologized. Cravings sucked ass.
“And why, might I ask, did you need to get food this late in the night,” he asked before yawning.
“I got food cravings because I’m, umm,” she took a deep, calming breath, knowing he would take it well, just don’t let the nerves get to you, he wants this too. “I’m pregnant.”
jaylarkson asked:
🍔 but this is gonna be in the omegaverse bc I have an idea
hostiplier answered:
Host turned towards Lindsey and tilted his head at her. “Lindsey what are you doing? What do you have,” he asks noticing there was a different scent on her.
Lindsey grinned at the food in her hand. “I got McDonald’s! Sorry I woke you up though,” she apologized. Cravings sucked ass.
“And why, might I ask, did you need to get food this late in the night,” he asked before yawning.
“I got food cravings because I’m, umm,” she took a deep, calming breath, knowing he would take it well, just don’t let the nerves get to you, he wants this too. “I’m pregnant.”
Host woke up when he heard that. “Y-you’re pregnant,” he asks stunned. He smiled before hugging Lindsey softly. “That’s amazing! H-how long have you known?”
Lindsey smiled, hugging him back. “A-a couple days. Cravings kick in pretty soon. I began suspecting I was when I didn’t feel my heat coming and I started getting morning sickness,” she rambled.